To be honest, I find it hard to believe that there’s someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
Do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing
It’s very nice
i’d pay like at least 37 dollars to be hot
- me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
- starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
- me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
- Mom: Why are you laughing alone in your room?
where can i download a flat stomach
if im not in ur tumblr crushes ur blogging wrong try again
- me: *not religious*
- me: oh my god
- me: praise the lord
- me: thank god
- me: oh dear lord
- me: jesus christ
- me: good god
- Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
- School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
- Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
- School: lol you're good.
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class